If I were a....

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  1. Sylvan Evergreen

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    If I were a goat I'd lick things and have a simulator about my daily life.

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    lemonliquer THAT GUY THAT EATS LEMONS
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    If I was a goat I would eat grass.
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    1001 NinjaDucks Some guy.

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    If I was a lemon, I'd be rather sour.

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    If i was a dolphin i would swim like a dolphin

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    TheChineseDolphin Your average dolphin
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    If I were pooping, it would be on the toilet.
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    Taser Ace Trainer!
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    If I was water, I'd be wet.

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    If i were a jedi, I would kill Darth Vader.
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    [OFFTOPIC] So this is basically Cards Against Humanity but without the profanity.[/OFFTOPIC]

    If I was a monster,I would be under your bed.

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    TheChineseDolphin Your average dolphin
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    If i were a dispenser, i would dispense lava.
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    Trashcat The Professional Hobo
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    If I were a bow and arrow, I would be a cool, yet ineffective weapon.

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    If I were a Silly Putty, I would be flexible.
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    If I were sand, I'd be annoying and gritty.
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  13. Sylvan Evergreen

    Sylvan Evergreen How can I help?
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    If I were air, I would not be replying to this thread.

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    If I were Gatorade, I'd be hyper as hell.
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    Some Porcupine Rage-Inducing Activity
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    If I was a Septic Tank, then I would smell like a porcupine.

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    If i were a phone I'd call Obama.
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    If I were a bull, I would killed by a matador.
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    If I were Garry Newman, I would get rid of the "I met Garry!" achievement.
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    If I were a school I'd run up the taxpayer bills.
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    If I were a Court of law, I would make a law which make school summer vacations longer.
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