King of the hill

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  1. Backseatsman

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    So basically how this game works is that you have to take over the hill. You explain how you get the previous off the hill (be creative, don't just post "I walked up there and pushed them off".

    I'll start

    I walked up the hill. I'm now king of the hill
     
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    #1 Backseatsman, Nov 8, 2013
  2. GAMER4287

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    Airblasted you off the hill. I'm now king of the hill
     
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    #2 GAMER4287, Nov 8, 2013
  3. Test

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    Took my shoe strings and tied you up.I traveled 20 km into the desert to land you gently on the railroad just as soon as a train comes by and paints a nice cornish red mist on the sandy windy desert railroad.My hill
     
    #3 Test, Nov 8, 2013
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    I take a slipper from a shoe store and throw it at your face, get you dizzy and throw you over the Grand Canyon. MY HILL
     
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    #4 GAMER4287, Nov 8, 2013
  5. Jin&Tonic

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    I shoot you, and my hill.
     
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    #5 Jin&Tonic, Nov 8, 2013
  6. Backseatsman

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    I bottle you, and my hill.
     
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    #6 Backseatsman, Nov 8, 2013
  7. Jin&Tonic

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    I release thousands of locusts to feed upon you.

    My hill.
     
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    #7 Jin&Tonic, Nov 8, 2013
  8. GAMER4287

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    I gangnam style up to the hill with my minions.
    MY HILL
     
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    #8 GAMER4287, Nov 8, 2013
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    Fuck you. My army of PSYs out Gangnam style you.​
     
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    #9 Jin&Tonic, Nov 8, 2013
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    Gangnam style is almost unheard of.

    The hill is now mine.
     
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    #10 Tissue, Nov 8, 2013
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    While you are pondering what the fox says, I take the hill!
     
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    #11 Backseatsman, Nov 8, 2013
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    Pushed you out of the backseat
    MY HILL
     
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    #12 GAMER4287, Nov 8, 2013
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    Bitch I'm glued to the backseat. While you fail I take the hill
     
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    #13 Backseatsman, Nov 8, 2013
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    I push the car you're in off a cliff.

    My hill.
     
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    #14 Jin&Tonic, Nov 8, 2013
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    I put a c4 on the car and boom.My Hill
     
    #15 Test, Nov 9, 2013
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    I rocket jump and land on your head with my gunboats. Somehow you don't notice me so I just kinda sit there until you finally I get bored, pull out my katana, crit you and kill you. My hill.
     
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    #16 Brunerth, Nov 9, 2013
  17. Jin&Tonic

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    I nuke the hill. MY HILL.

    Firstly, the car belongs to the one before me you derp!
     
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    #17 Jin&Tonic, Nov 10, 2013
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    Dude you gotta try harder. I call Kim Jong Un and he nukes the hill. MINE NOW. *cue maniacal laughter*
     
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    #18 ryaneus, Nov 12, 2013
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    Since you died from the radiation poisoning of your own nuke, my hill..in a hazmat suit
     
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    #19 KevinLongtime, Nov 12, 2013
  20. Jin&Tonic

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    I fill your hazmat suit with poisonous scorpions. My Hill.
     
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    #20 Jin&Tonic, Nov 12, 2013
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